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Big Eden

Arye Gross plays the shortest gay man alive in Bi.
Eden.
In this little indie, Gross returns to a small Montana town to care for his grandfather where he finds that gays are — gulp — embraced, not shunned. He quickly gets involved in a love triangle with two men who literally tower over him. [...]

Bridget Joness Diary

I’m used to the e-mail.
You’re not a cheerleader so you shouldn’t review Brin.
I.
On!.
O.
If you don’t like boring movies abou.
Iraqi Kurds you shouldn’t revie.
A Time for Drunken Horses!.
O.
If you’ve never heard of Reinald.
Arenas you shouldn’t review a movie about his life (Before Night Falls)!Sorry, folks.
I [...]

Eternal Love

Amazing for a silent-era film.
Ernst Lubitsch’s story of love, war, and tragedy on a Swiss mountaintop will have you in tears by its finale. John Barrymore is typically stoic as the hero, a hunter who, during the 1806 occupation by French soldiers, refuses to hand in his gun — the desperado of the [...]

Passionada

At first glance, Passionada may sound like a movie playing “after dark” on some seedy cable channel. To the contrary, the passion described in the title does not occur between the sheets; rather, its the passion the characters of this small, genuine, Portuguese romantic comedy have for life and each other.Set in the fishing [...]

Kanal

Beloved Polish directo.
Andrzej Wajda was at his career peak right at the beginning of it, in the 1950s, when the scars of WWII were still fresh, particularly in Poland.Wajda may very well have produced his finest film ever in 1957 with Kanal (literally “Canal”), about the dying days of the two-month long Polish resistance [...]

Manon of the Spring

In the sequel to Jean de Florette, we find the tables turned o.
Ugolin and Papet as young Manon (now played by the lovel.
Emmanuelle Bйart) has grown up, though she’s slightly deranged and lives in the hills as a vagabond shepherdess. (Of course, she’s a vagabond shepherdess that is very attentive to shaving [...]

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Blues Brothers 2000

Belushi is rolling in his grave, can’t you feel it?Unreedemable schlock, Blues Brothers 2000 is a blatant ripoff of the original. The script is virtually stolen verbatim, only perverted and twisted to seem different, while simultaneously robbing the film of all its originality, humor, wit, fire, and anything else that would make it watchable.How [...]

Michael

I have a theory about Michael. Take Groundhog Day, substitute William Hurt for Bill Murray. Substitute Travolta as an angel for the groundhog. Take out all the time travel stuff..
Oh, and take out the funny stuff. Same movie. [...]

The Four Musketeers

More of the same from Richard Lester, who made The Three Musketeers a slapstick classic.
Extremely cute and nearly as much fun as the original (D’Artagnan, now a musketeer, has to save his girlfriend from the clutches of the evil Rochefort), but this isn’t a story that’s exactly begging for a sequel. [...]

People From Space

Blair Witch, we hardly knew ye.This time out, four folks head into the woods in search of a downed alien ship, which carries with it a $100,000 bounty. Mock video crew documents all of this on shakycam — leaving with us the biggest mystery: What kind of couple would let a video crew document [...]

The Illusionist

There’s something in Paul Giamatti that was just made for the 19th century. With those slightly bulbous but penetrating eyes and stolid weariness, one can imagine him looking out of an old daguerreotype with hat in hand, an emblem of a less superficial age. So it’s nice to see Giamatti (so often made to play [...]

Baise-moi

It’s curious to see a number of provocative French imports find wide acceptance in th.
U.S.: notable examples being Catherine Breillats Fat Girl, Patrice Chereau.
Intimacy, and Sebastien Lifshitzs Com.
Undone..
In the sexually graphic and aggressive Baise-moi (American translation: Rape Me), this tediously bleak and profane offering makes the aforementioned French dramas look like [...]

The Comebacks

With their themes of perseverance, courage, and teamwork, sports flicks like Remember the Titans, W.
Are Marshall, and Miracle inspire and encourage millions of moviegoers every year. Conversely, their identical plotlines, stereotyped characters, and obscenely predictable endings inspire some moviegoers to lose their lunch.I fall into the latter category. That’s probably wh.
I’m one of [...]

Clockers

After the first 2 minutes of Clockers, during which a parade of bloody crime scene photos are splashed on the screen, you’ll be ready to put down your popcorn..
After the first 15 minutes, you’ll be bored enough to go buy some more.
You can’t imagine how sick and tire.
I was of hearing the [...]

Dark Blue

Call it L.A. Confidential lite.
In Ron Sheltons derivative new police corruption drama  adapted from a story by Confidential scribe Jame.
Ellroy  Kurt Russell stars as Sgt.
Eldon Perry Jr., a self-professed gunslinger who sees himself as a noble warrior charged with cleaning up his beloved citys streets.
A member of the LAPDs [...]

Splitting Heirs

No really, that is Catherine Zeta-Jones as the wife of Rick Moranis, an ersatz duke across the pond.It’s not as bad as you’re probably thinking. Don’t get me wrong — it’s as bad as any Fish Called Wanda/King Ralph wannabe/homage can get. Bu.
Idle still has some of his Monty Python instincts, and [...]

Shortbus

John Cameron Mitchell ’s thesis in Shortbus harkens back t.
E.M. Forster’s classic exhortation: “Only connect..
In Mitchell’s world, however, a big part of connection is sexual connection, and a big part of sexual connection is the ability to give and enjoy earth-shattering orgasms. Mitchell’s characters are in search of sexual connection, and it’s a [...]

Ready to Rumble

Wrestling - for all of its flash pots, Solid Gold dancers, and large, scantily clad, sweaty men  is the 21st century version of Ringing Bros., Barnum and Baileys traveling tent show. Whe.
I was a kid.
I used to watch the exploits o.
Andre the Giant, Macho Man Randy Savage, and the Honky [...]

Red Planet

One approaches the release of Red Planet with a singular, desperate thought: There is no way… it is not possible… it is inconceivable… that Red Planet could be worse than Mission to Mars.Indeed, Red Planet makes for a far better film than Mission to Mars. While that’s not saying a whole lot (since [...]